Bombs and Boobs

Here are two extremes of what's going on in Canada:

A mysterious explosion rocks a Tim Hortons. Scary stuff.

And we couldn't find a more prominent Canadian to host the Junos (Canada's version of the Grammys) other than Pam Anderson.

Fittingly, the best, most memorable moment of the night, period, belonged to Calgarian and one-time Juno host Jann Arden, who is, the antithesis of all that Pamela Anderson is -- in all of the right ways.

Prior to presenting an award, the local artist took a shot at Anderson and her earlier speech, noting Arden's brassiere was made entirely from seal eyelids.

Where's a seal clubber when you need one?